Reblog if you're NOT tumblr famous.
The moment when you hear a song and every single...
She said: i can't sleep...
…i want you on top of me so bad i want you to watch me play with myself until i cum all over my fingers. i’ll lick the cum off only if you want me to daddy. i miss feeling you on top of me. i love it when you kiss me. my lips miss yours, i miss tasting them and feeling your tongue against mine it makes me so wet when you kiss me. i love the way you look at me, i like it when you...
When too many people talk to you at one time.
The awkward moment when..
kstewangiecrush: You have unprotected phone sex and get hearing aids
Reblog if you have never 'planked'
My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her...
bunnyschwagg: liikeab0ss: AWWWW SHIT!!! Oh, I get it. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE OMG DANG!!!! HE GOT LUCKY!!!
When my parents put more dishes in the sink while...
I’m like: They’re like: So I do the dishes with as much noise as possible to let them know I’m pissed like this: Everytime.
Reblog if your momma is CRAZY!
jadeofficial: nigga i will… CUT… YOU
When I hear someone say "Food".
When bitches try to hit me with their car